Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

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Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.

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How do you pay for incense?

In cents

How much is a soft drink ?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.

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What do you call a punchline that makes no sense?

A Bobbitt

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

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What would a depressed Abraham Lincoln do?

Slit the writ of habeas corpus.

What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*