What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?"

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What do Mexicans say on their first day in America?

Jose can you see, by the dawn's early light...

What does Hodor start off his day with?

Raisin' Bran.

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What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

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What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays."

Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!