What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.

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How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

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What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant?

Wishful thinking. Obviously

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

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Why do people like office parties AND this joke?

The punch line.

How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

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What's an actuary?

An accountant without the sense of humour.

What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.