How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

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Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

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What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What is the difference between 1 Gb and 2 Gb?

Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?

Why does the left foot get all the blame if you're a poor dancer?

Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur" I guess it is #rightprivilege

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What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

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Why do people like office parties AND this joke?

The punch line.

What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.

Coworker Jokes More Coworker Jokes

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.