How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

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Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What's the best part about getting a puppy?

Getting new shoes every week.

What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

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What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ?

Winnie the Pooh !

What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

A: Wet feet.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

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Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

Office Party Jokes More Office Party Jokes

How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.

Coworker Jokes More Coworker Jokes

Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

What did the philosopher say to his coworker?

Cleanup on the detergent aisle"