How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

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How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts?

LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!"

What is a guy with ED favorite saying?

I'm going to PUMP YOU UP!

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Why did the Republican get a sunburn?

Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.

Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

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What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.

What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.