How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

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What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump- "

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Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

A: Elephants never forget.

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How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

What's long and black?

every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

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How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.