What's an actuary?

An accountant without the sense of humour.

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Why is golf named "golf"?

Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to ... this now makes sense...)

What do you call corn with a sense of humor?

Laughing stalk

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How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. We are efficient and don't like humour.

Where would we be in the world without humour?

Germany.

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Why can't accountants get library cards?

They're book-keepers.

What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant?

Wishful thinking. Obviously

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What's an actuary?

An accountant without the sense of humour.

What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.