What do all Yale and Harvard students have in common?

They got into Yale.

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How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

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What do a Harvard lawyer and a Yale lawyer have in common?

They both got accepted to Yale.

Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.