Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party?

The party was for "Wights only."

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Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

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How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.

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Why is the pool table green?

If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.

How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

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What 11 letter word does every Yale graduate spell incorrectly?

I n c o r r e c t l y

Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

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What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party?

The party was for "Wights only."