What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.

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Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside?

Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.

Why did Santa divorce Mrs Clause?

because he only came once a year

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Why is the story of the Mayan Sacrifice girl so sad?

Because she died a virgin!

What do you say when a virgin sneezes?

Goesintight.

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Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

What do kids yell at old people who are just trying to play?

GET OFF MY LAN!

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What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.

What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

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What do a Harvard lawyer and a Yale lawyer have in common?

They both got accepted to Yale.

How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.