What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.

Previous Random Joke Next
Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

What do you call a French human delicacy?

Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking french vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink french vodka.

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

What do balloons and virgins have in common?

One prick and its gone.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How do you manage that?

I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

Regret Jokes More Regret Jokes

What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.

What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

Harvard Jokes More Harvard Jokes

What do all Yale and Harvard students have in common?

They got into Yale.

How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.