What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

What's the difference between a book and a Mexican?

A book has papers.

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

Bluebird Jokes More Bluebird Jokes

What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

What's the most dangerous animal in the world?

A Bluebird with a Tommy Gun.