What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ?

A gooseberry is green !

Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

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What city will Leo Dicaprio never visit ?

Osaka.

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

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What breed of dog is the most depressing...?

A melancholy.

Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

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What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

How do rhinos like their eggs?

Poached.

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How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.