What's the difference between a girl's track team and a bunch of pigs?

One's a group of cunning runts...

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What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)

What's the difference between me and my new couch?

The couch pulls out...

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What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women?

The former is a band of cunning runts...

What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

An Orca-stra.

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What do pigs do on nice afternoons?

They go on pignics.

Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

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What do your mother and a marathon have in common?

They are both doable as long as you don't mind following a bunch of black guys.

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !

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What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?

One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt.

What's the difference between a tribe of wild hunting pygmies and a Women's roller derby team?

The Pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

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What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.

What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

Girl Track Team Jokes More Girl Track Team Jokes

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and an all-girl track team?

Pygmies are cunning runts.

What is the difference between a pack of pygmies and a girls track team?

The pack of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.