What's the difference between a girl's track team and a bunch of pigs?

One's a group of cunning runts...

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What's the difference between former House Speakers Hastert and Pelosi?

Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.

What's the difference between having a job and being a homeless drug addict?

One takes over your life and turns you into brainless zombie and the other one makes you homeless.

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What do you call a group of crows?

The end of season 5.

What is a group of endermen called?

A basketball team

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What's hard and pink?

A pig with a flick knife.

What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary?

A hedgehog.

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What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists?

The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

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What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a girls cross country team?

One is a group of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and an all-girl track team?

Pygmies are cunning runts.

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Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

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What is the difference between a pack of pygmies and a girls track team?

The pack of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a bunch of pigs?

One's a group of cunning runts...