What do Australian terrorists say before attacking?

Uluruakbar

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What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

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What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy