What do you call a woman who rents out hot dogs?

Lisa Frank

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".

What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

Rent Jokes More Rent Jokes

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house