What do you call a soldier that got attacked by mustard gas and pepper spray??

A seasoned veteran

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What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training?

Well done.

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What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

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What type of veteran is he?

A seasoned veteran.

What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

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What do you call a soldier who's survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

What do you call a retired soldier who's been blighted with mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran