What do authors do when they are being chased?

They make like Dr. Jekyll and Hyde!

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How did bulldogs get such flat noses?

A: From chasing cars.

What do you call 500 old white guys chasing a black man with clubs?

The PGA tour.

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What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!