What do authors do when they are being chased?

They make like Dr. Jekyll and Hyde!

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Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.

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What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.

How did the author get from one plot point to the other?

A Segway. --any tweaks to make it better