What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

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How do you make one girl disappear?

just add a G and now she's gone.

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

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What makes an ink joke so funny?

The plot.

Why is time wary of mathematicians?

They're always plotting against it.

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What Do You Call A Story About A Broken Pencil?

Pointless

Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

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Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

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What happens when you heavily water farmland?

The plot thickens.

What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up etouffee?

A roooooooux!

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Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

What race is the author of Charlotte's Web?

E B White

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What type of flour do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

How are people from Kentucky like flour?

They're inbred.

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What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

Why is the last chapter in a chemistry textbook about benzene?

Because it's the PHENYL CHAPTER :D I came up with this myself. I'm so proud.