What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

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What do you do when you find Michael J. Fox in your hot tub?

Add your laundry.

What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

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What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

What happens when you heavily water farmland?

The plot thickens.

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Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of story?

A cotton tale!

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What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

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What happens when you heavily water farmland?

The plot thickens.

What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up etouffee?

A roooooooux!

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What race is the author of Charlotte's Web?

E B White

What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.

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What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

How are people from Kentucky like flour?

They're inbred.

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What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

What do the Irish do after winning the world cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark