What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

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Why do Mexicans hate cooking pasta?

When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.

What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

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What happened to the concussed gravedigger?

He lost the plot.

What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

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How does Dr. Dre like to be told a story?

Chronic-logically.

How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?

Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

Why'd the hipster burn his mouth?

He had his soup before it was cool.

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What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up touffe?

A roooooooux!

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What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.

Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

Flour Jokes More Flour Jokes

What type of flour do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

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What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!