What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!"

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

Why does Bob Ross not use a condom?

Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded."

Heshe Jokes More Heshe Jokes

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!"