What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.

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How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

What does an American call a Canadian Dollar?

A quarter.

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Where is the English Channel ?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

Why couldn't the band director pick a piece in 4/4 time?

It's too common

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Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin

What is the best way to speak to a ghoul?

A: From a long ways away.

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What bird can lift the most?

A crane

What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A Crane.

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What do you call an American girl who can run faster than her brothers?

A Virgin.

What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.