What do Beethoven's 9th and a dead baby have in common?

They're both D-composed.

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

How many dead babies does it take to confuse a blond woman?

to get to the other side....

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What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

What was Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Ba-Na-Na-Na

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What do you call a boy-band composed of stoners?

No Direction.

What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?

A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "

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How is a chronic disease unlike the 9th Doctor, but like the 10th Doctor?

It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go.

Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)