A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!
Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!
She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"
Guy: I don't remember.
To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.
She looked at their last names...
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!
De-composing
This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.
