Compose Jokes

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

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What is Mozart doing right now?

De-composing

What do Beethoven's 9th and a dead baby have in common?

They're both D-composed.

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

What do you call a boy-band composed of stoners?

No Direction.

What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?

A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "

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What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'

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What does TTYL mean?

I replied, "Talk to you later". So she responded, "No! Talk to me now! What does it mean "

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

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Where do you put the Duke?

In the duke box!

Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhzy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

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What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?

He found time-consuming.

Haydn Jokes More Haydn Jokes

Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhazy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhzy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad

What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall ?

Listening .

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What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

Opponent Jokes More Opponent Jokes

How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate?

with an en croissant