What kind of triangle jokes can never be made right?

Ones with an obtuse angle.

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Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

How do you pick Dolly Parton's Kids out of a crowd?

They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.

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What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?

Soul

What kind of water do you put into a waterbed?

Spring water