What do calculators do when they love each other?

They multiply!

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Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

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What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Why can't white Tumb1r girls divide or multiply by two?

Because they can't even

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.