What do calculators do when they love each other?

They multiply!

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How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same?

Because he loves to abuse A Minor.

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Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

What do you call someone who is always disagreeing with their calculator?

A chronic math debater

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Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ?

They couldn't they were adders !

Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.