Why is the bicycle unable to stay up?

Because it is two-tired!!!!

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What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here, I'll go on a head

What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

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When is a bicycle not a bicycle?

When it turns into a driveway.

What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ?

Bike carbonate of soda !