Why is the bicycle unable to stay up?

Because it is two-tired!!!!

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Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actress?

Because she always makes up.

What did one hat say to another?

You stay here, I'll go on a head!

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was too tired...

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.