Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

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Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!"

What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat?

Her miscarriage.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their parents?

roommates

D Jokes More D Jokes

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.