What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a pregnant nun who cycles to church everyday?

No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know.

How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold ?

He has cat-arrh !

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many men does it take to moderate /r/MensRights ?

None. There are no there.

Why can't women explain feminism to men?

Because they need a man to do it for them

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin?

She quits counting.

How do you count a herd of cattle?

How do you count a herd of cattle? Q: How do you count a herd of cattle? A: With a cowculator.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.

Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

Calculator Jokes More Calculator Jokes

Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.

What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

Agree Jokes More Agree Jokes

How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.

Why does everyone agree when you judge someone's voice?

Because you make sound judgement.