What do Catholic Star Wars fans say?

In the name of the Vader, the Luke, and the Obi-Wan Kenobi

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What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

A: "Use the fork, Luke."

What is the body temperature of a Tauntaun?

Star Wars) Luke-warm.

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Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

What do Catholic Star Wars fans say?

In the name of the Vader, the Luke, and the Obi-Wan Kenobi

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How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan Kenobi was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi tel Luke Skywalker at the brothel?

Luke! May the whores be with you!"