What do Catholic Star Wars fans say?

In the name of the Vader, the Luke, and the Obi-Wan Kenobi

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What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

What would Anakin Skywalker's sith name be, if Luke was black?

Dearth Vader

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What do Catholic Star Wars fans say?

In the name of the Vader, the Luke, and the Obi-Wan Kenobi

Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

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Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi tel Luke Skywalker at the brothel?

Luke! May the whores be with you!"