Why can't Chinese have Caucasian children?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

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What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong

Why do Chinese only care about themselves?

Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.

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Why wasn't the aeroplane invented in China?

Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.

Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.

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What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian?

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian? A half decent person.

Why can't Chinese have Caucasian children?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

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Why can't Chinese have Caucasian children?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

Why can't Asian couples have a caucasian child?

Because two wongs don't make a white.