Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

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Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day?

A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.

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What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut ?

Diagon alley

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What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.

Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?

So that he can sneak up on mice !

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Why was the cake lonely?

Because he was deserted by his friends

Why is it impossible to starve in a desert?

Because of the sand, which is everywhere.

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How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan Kenobi was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents

Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

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Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!