Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

the steaks were too high.

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Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that starts it's own nudie magazine?

Hugh Heifer

What do you call a museum for cows?

A moo-seum.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

Why don't vampires like steak?

Because it's bad for their heart.

Skydive Jokes More Skydive Jokes

What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving?

Oil

What's the hardest thing about skydiving?

The Ground