Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

the steaks were too high.

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What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

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What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

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What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.

What happened to the heretical chef?

He was burnt at the steak.

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Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.