Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

the steaks were too high.

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Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

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Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who?

No, cows go moo.

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Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

Why is the beef in Colorado so good?

Because the steaks are high.

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What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.