What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

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When it's too heavy to lift.

What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

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A Hippie-crite.

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What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste

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A couch can support a family

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What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ?

Namaste