What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

Previous Random Joke Next

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

Why do hippies like corduroy?

Because the material is so groovy.

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

Why couldn't the potato get off the couch?

Because it was baked.

How about a guillotine?

Wife: Me: I'll be on the couch.

Namaste Jokes More Namaste Jokes

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

What did the lazy monk say?

Namaste..right here