What do dads say when they see someone peeing?

European.

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What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

How can you tell if a Redditor is European?

Don't worry, he'll tell you

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Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

What did Charlie Bucket say when Willie Wonka peed on him?

I've got a golden tinkle in my eye...