What do dads say when they see someone peeing?

European.

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What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport?

Cross country

When is the only time you're not American?

When European.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl peeing?

Because P is silent.

Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!