What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a folk singer and a pepperoni pizza?

A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mick Jagger says, "Hey you, get offa' my cloud." A Scotsman says, "Hey McCloud, get offa' my ewe."

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What's the newest fitness craze sweeping American police forces?

Lead injections.

What's the similarity between free healthcare and good jokes?

Americans don't get them.

European Jokes More European Jokes

What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

How can you tell if a Redditor is European?

Don't worry, he'll tell you

Long Distance Jokes More Long Distance Jokes

Who was that on the phone Fred?

Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !

What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History