How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

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How do you pick out the extroverted engineer?

He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks

What do feet and fairytales have in common?

They're both leg ends.

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Which snake is the best at counting Nigerians?

A Black Adder

Why are snakes hard to fool ?

They have no legs to pull !

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How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

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How are blizzards and men alike?

You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last

What should you do if your girlfriend is choking?

Back up a couple of inches.