How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

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How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.

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Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ?

Sleep in the wardrobe !

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What does a cow measure its harddrive in?

Moogabytes

Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?

A: They want to measure their intelligence.

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What's four inches long and drives women crazy?

A 100 dollar bill you pervert!

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill