What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common?

very little

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What do you call a midget with leprosy?

A leperchaun!

What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

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What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

Why did the dwarf go out of business?

The overheads were too high.