What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common?

very little

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What do you call a midget with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What do call the two midgets who ran an impound lot?

Little Seizers

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What do I know about dwarves?

Very little.

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners... XD