What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common?

very little

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Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

How many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf?

Because it will go right over his head

Why are dwarfs so good at math?

Because it's the little things that count.