What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common?

very little

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What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

A: You get a short circut.

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Why are dwarfs so good at math?

Because it's the little things that count.

What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!