How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."

Previous Random Joke Next
Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they're all screwed.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

69

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

What happened to the body builder ...whose favorite gym closed down?

He was depressed.

Cash Jokes More Cash Jokes

Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.

Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.

18 Second Ago Jokes More 18 Second Ago Jokes

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."

Cafeteria Staff Jokes More Cafeteria Staff Jokes

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."