Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

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Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

Why did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate his pizza before it was cool. (Written anonymously in the bathroom at work, a pizza joint.)

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Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

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Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

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What are 5 "Ms" from Detroit?

GM, Eminem and Michael Moore.

What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

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What do you call a black person that cant sing?

A rapper

What did the rapper say to the deli owner?

Challah!