Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

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Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.

What's the difference between GTA V Online and a non-essential government employee?

Nothing neither one has been working since Tuesday...

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What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

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How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

What is my dentist's favorite indie band?

Fluoride and the Machine

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Who do you call if Everlast is having a heart attack?

Eminem.

What is Eminem's favourite food?

wraps

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What's a rappers shirt made out of?

Strait out of cotton

What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common?

They both want to make it rain.