Fam Jokes

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

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Why was Fam's favorite subject English?

Because it's Lit.

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None because it's already lit fam

How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

How man Sah Dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None fam it's already lit! Sah duude!

What's /r/blackpeopletwitter's favourite charity?

ox-fam

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

What' chu want fam?

The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "

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Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

Vietnamese Jokes More Vietnamese Jokes

Who loses in a basketball game between two Vietnamese guys?

No one... its Nguyen Nguyen!

What do you call a vietnamese turkey?

Gobbledy gook.

Omelette Jokes More Omelette Jokes

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!

English Jokes More English Jokes

What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

Wham Jokes More Wham Jokes

Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

Chu Jokes More Chu Jokes

Why shouldn't you change around a Pokemon?

Because he might peek at chu.

Why don't you take a shower with a Pokemon?

He might Peek at Chu!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

What do history teachers make when they want to get together?

Dates!