What' chu want fam?

The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "

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What do Chinos say when you take them off?

This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.

Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?

He wanted Mark Antony !

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Why is Santa so jolly?

Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!

Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

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What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

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How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

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What about a nice cream pie?

She asked. "Except that." I replied.

Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

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Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu