Why was Fam's favorite subject English?

Because it's Lit.

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Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

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How man Sah Dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None fam it's already lit! Sah duude!

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

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Why was Fam's favorite subject English?

Because it's Lit.

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...