What do elephants do in the evenings ?

Watch elevision !

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How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

Why does it take so long for a pro-lifer to screw in a lightbulb?

They love to watch mistakes being made.

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What do you call something that has nothing to do with elephants?

Irrelephant

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?

Anything you want as he can't hear you !

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What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

What is the cat's favourite TV show ?

The evening mews !