How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

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Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

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What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=75cA3xmssM

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What type of movie does a blind person watch?

Black and black movies.

Why do rednecks like the doggie position?

That way they can both watch wrestling.

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Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix