How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

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Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

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What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

How do you get thrown out of a concentration camp?

Bad for moral Cutting in line Organizing hunger strikes

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What do you get when you watch 'Cinderella' backwards?

A woman in her place...

Why doesn't Superman watch Game of thrones?

Because he has a LED-TV.

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What do you call movie night at Bill Cosby's house?

Netflix and pill

What does a drug addict like to do in their free time?

Netflix and pills :D