Anything you want as he can't hear you !
Because we want to!
Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.
He's a party pooper!
Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.
Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it
He lost his hearing.
Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"
It took ears off his life!
One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny
