What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?

Anything you want as he can't hear you !

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What are some easy pranks I can set up in his cubicle?

I don't want to go TOO over the top, and I definitely don't want to actually damage anything. But he has a pretty good sense of humor.

When does a tree want less?

When it's sycamore.

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Why do elephants and stoners get along so well?

uh.. I don't remember..

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

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Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

What's joke #1?

THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?

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Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears?

The cue tip.

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

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What did the carrot say to the DJ?

Lettuce Turnip The Beet

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...