What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

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What do all 'Tickle Me Elmo' toys receive before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.

What do Ted Bundy and the Space Shuttle Colombia have in common?

They both left bodies in four states.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

Why wasn't the vampire working?

He was on his coffin break.

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What do elephants do in the evenings ?

Watch elevision !

What is a caffeine addict's excuse for drinking coffee in the evening?

It's 8:00 somewhere!

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.

Why is no one friends with Dracula?

Cause hes a pain in the neck.