What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

What did Bruce Willis say to motivate his son?

Son, if at first you don't succeed, Try Hard. If that doesn't work, Try Hard 2. If that still doesn't work, Try Hard with a Vengeance. Remember, you can't pick between the choice to Live Free or Try Hard. They go together. Everyday's A Good Day to Try Hard."

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

What's the opposite of evening?

unevening.

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

Which flavor ice cream is Dracula's favorite?

Vein-illa.