What do farmers say when something is important to them?

It plays a big tractor.

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What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

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How is this joke similar to a musical about a thesaurus?

Both are a play on words.

How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens