What do farmers say when something is important to them?

It plays a big tractor.

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What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."

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What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

I said play pope music not pop music.

Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.