Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

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Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

What to do if you run over a black man in the rain?

Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

Heavy!"

Ink Jokes More Ink Jokes

What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*

Where do Jedi go to get inked?

Tattooine.

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania