Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

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What can you add to any food to make it taste better?

The word "free"

How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

How do the Irish cure a hangover?

With a funeral.

What type of music do Irish people listen to?

Pubstep

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why don't Mexicans have BBQ s?

Because beans always fall through the grill.

Why don't Mexicans have BBQs?

Because the beans keep falling through the grill.

Require Jokes More Require Jokes

Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?

The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

Farty Jokes More Farty Jokes

What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".