Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

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What do you do when you find Michael J. Fox in your hot tub?

Add your laundry.

How are you doing in arithmetic ?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What do Irish feminists call men?

O'Pressors

What type of music do Irish people listen to?

Pubstep

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

How many beans are in Irish bean soup?

Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.

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Why don't Bill Cosby's Lights Work?

He required that their circuits have no resistance.

Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?

The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

Farty Jokes More Farty Jokes

Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty

What is the stinkiest number in Ireland?

Farty.