How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

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What do you give an actor playing the role of an angry street gang member?

Mad props...

Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

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How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books?

I don't know what you're Tolkien about!" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb.

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What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds . The second coming of the Lord

What am I, The Lord of War?

Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else.

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How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese