What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why does the farmer hate his job?

because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

Why are farmers the best at what they do?

They are out standing in their field.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

How do you tell a dyslectic to take the left turn on the road?

Turn toward your side!

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody's herd.

What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!"

Townspeople Jokes More Townspeople Jokes

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.