What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How did the farmer move his cows?

In a mooving van!

What job did the farmer give to his learning-disabled child?

Herder

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How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one?

He wears mittens.

How can you tell a rich Swiss from a poor Swiss?

The poor swiss washes his Mercedes by himself

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!"

Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do cows communicate?

Moorse code.

What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!"

What did the shepherd's wife say to the shepherd?

You herd.

Townspeople Jokes More Townspeople Jokes

How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.